laughingstation: These are not chips. They are crisps. These are chips. That is all. we don’t care #DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS THIS IS A VEGETABLE BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA These are chips and these are chips too That is all. who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk you win this round, canada.
REBLOG AND SEE WHAT YOU GET
likemothstoravenclaws: Red - I love you. Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Pink - I could stay on your blog for hours. Yellow - You’re amazing. Peach - I miss you. Blue - I want to get to know you. Purple - You’re hot. Brown - I would have sex with you. Green - I would date you. Black - I hate you. White - Delete your tumblr. Violet - Go die I WANT TO KNOW!
missavatar: Expectation: Reality: Still Impressive
THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD
Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
Man 1: but I'm not!
Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: honestly?
Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: probably Iron Man.
Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
Man 2: oh yeah..
Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!